The "Jill Hennessy Breasts" Experiment
We do not wish to affect the results of this study, so we will not reveal too much. HA HA HA HA HA HA!!

The "Jill Hennessy Breasts" Experiment was conceived by Darth Google's Top Engineers in an attempt to study the effect of shameless marketing on the ranking of a site in The Primary Google Index.

NOTE TO GOOGLE:
A high ranking for the exact-phrase "jill hennessy's cans" will not result in any negative feedback by us, no sir.

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FIRST HITLER, THEN THE BREASTS