Note: We are working on revising just about everything you see here; what appears now is sort of a rough draft. Hey, it's summer, and drunken kayaking is slightly more fun than working on websites that make people hate us even more.

FAQs and Basics:

What exactly is the point?

Who IS Darth Google? WHAT Is Darth Google?

Who or what is Darth Google?

Is this site anti-Google?
No. It's not pro-Google either. Read more.

DARTH GOOGLE BASICS: "IMAGE IS EVERYTHING"
Think Google is fair? Well, depending on what you mean by fair.... Read more.

Is Google the Company Evil?
Not nearly as evil as its followers.... Read more.

But Isn't Google a Democracy?
No, but even if it were, a pure democracy is mob rule. The United States is a fun place to live because limits have been set on the stupidity of people like you and me. Not so with Google. Read more.