Coming Soon:
(1) If you happen to "Google" "Darth Google," you won't find this site in the top 10. There are much more important issues in life, like the #1 result: "Why didn't Darth "google" Skywalker to find Luke?"

This is not a big deal in itself—who, besides us, would actually Google Darth Google?—but it does give a good example of Google's priorities without making you look at every result in the top 900 ... which you would have to do for our other sites.

[UPDATE, July 20, 2005: "Why didn't Darth Google Skywalker" is no longer #1, but somewhere we have screencaps of this as #1 and when we find them we'll post them, if for no other reason than a laugh.]

Fortunately, a site we highly respect mentions us very positively, and this site is the #2 result. (I don't want to link to it or even mention it by name here because there are dual-swastikas right below where you're reading. You can find this site under the tiny Norwegian painting in the "Special Thanks To" section, on the index2 page. Though half of what this guy says is above our heads, what we do understand makes us respect him a great deal ... and more on that later.)

(2) The Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooogle Game. Which of the following items just doesn't fit in with the other three and should be exterminated out of society by a lack of inbound links?



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ANSWER: To someone our age living in 2005, there's nothing nightmarish or immediately threatening about googly eyes, tiny swastikas, or Jill Hennessy's breasts. Therefore, the Google Hacks have GOT to go.

[Update: We received an e-mail claiming to be from Jill Hennessy's lawyer, stating that we would have to remove the picture of her breasts, due to the fact that some people might think we meant to imply it was an actual size picture. We suspect the e-mail was a fraud, however, due to many unnecessary uses of the F word. Our attorneys have been consulted.