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Only Losers Gripe About Google Opus 2

Picking on someone who's griping about Google is like picking on someone who just got run over and mutilated by a convoy of dump trucks. Are his moans interrupting your tea?

Pick on harder target, ye bourgeois munchers. Pick on me.

Guy 1's quote: "Hopefully the word will spread and we'll all stop using google...we can but hope"

Guy 2's response: Translated that means: "my site doesn't get good rankings in google, the number one search engine in the world, and I'm butt hurt and want google to burn in hell"

Then, from an appropriately righteous, drunken me::

[name removed] ... if I may theorize how my hippie-chick friend in Seattle would translate your translation:

"I've always been a popular person because I never do or say anything interesting, honest, or genuinely creative. When real people come along and wonder why society has to be so bland, it saddens me deep down inside because I'm reminded that I don't care about being who I want to be but only about saying and doing things that are safe and approved by everyone else, things that will make me a trendy ****er. So to feel better about myself I will pick on real, independently-thinking people."

She'd probably also guess that you drive a huge black Dodge truck and tailgate senior citizens when they're in the right-hand lane slowing down to turn into K-Mart but STILL doing five over the limit.

I hate foreign cars ... so I'm not making any judgments. I'm just saying it never hurts to see the other side of the story.



 


 


     

 

 


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