New at Darth-Google.com! Free to try, but you'll need an open-mind to buy!
(You might as well f***in just go home....)

Cruel wind that falls down to our lunacy....
The Darth Google band teams up with that huge Jolly Green vegetable guy and performs "Colony" by Joy Division; short snippet friendly to both dial-up and cable users. We're in the process of trying to explain how this song applies to Google. Listen to the beautiful anti-Google music!

Meet Team Darth Google.
Added July 22, 2005, 1140 ZUUUUUUUUUUUUULU. Meet the Team!

Geet the Mooooooogles ... if you dare.
Added 20 JUL 05 0200 ZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULU Geet the Moogles. Totally not funny even if you've seen Beat the Meatles BUT DOES EVERYTHING THAT COMES OUT OF OUR MOUTHS HAVE TO BE AN ATTEMPT AT HUMOR?!? Originally entitled Meet the Googles, before that, Meet Team Darth Google. FORGET THIS; SEE ABOVE ENTRY.

Modified 19 JUL 05. Stats added to hotlinking page. More importantly, a picture of the infamous cleavage.

Added 18 JUL 05. Why Google makes hotlinking a lot worse.... Read more.